Reflections on motherhood...


Thursday, May 5, 2011

Baby fashion crime #1

While having a recent sort out, I came across this:

Total baby fashion crime.  

Made from scratchy wool, bunchy in all the wrong places, and with a neckhole small enough to ensure that you'll feel a bit strangly while wearing it.

It's also the same colour as our carpet (minus the puke stains):

Don't stare for too long or those contrasting orange stripes will make your eyes bleed.

And don't even get me started on the matching hat with oversized pompom.  Wear only in cases of dire baby facial emergency.  Like the worst case of cradle cap ever.  Or a snotty nose so bad you want to distract everyone from looking at it.

1 comment:

  1. No Mum, you're my hero. I'm still reeling over the fact that there is such a thing as a pee pee tee pee...Yesterday was an overwhelming day for discoveries for me actually, because I also learned there is such a thing as a Tanning Supplement. I'm going to go and stare at that hat, to clear my mind. xx


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