Total baby fashion crime.
Made from scratchy wool, bunchy in all the wrong places, and with a neckhole small enough to ensure that you'll feel a bit strangly while wearing it.
It's also the same colour as our carpet (minus the puke stains):
Don't stare for too long or those contrasting orange stripes will make your eyes bleed.
And don't even get me started on the matching hat with oversized pompom. Wear only in cases of dire baby facial emergency. Like the worst case of cradle cap ever. Or a snotty nose so bad you want to distract everyone from looking at it.