Never, I repeat NEVER, undo a nappy without wipes handy, unless you know exactly what's inside...
I was getting Milkbaby ready for his bath. He was standing, almost naked, at the bath, excitedly leaning over and watching it pour. I blithely whipped off his nappy, only to be greeted by... yes you guessed it... a GIANT poo.
Obviously my sense of smell had failed me.
I looked around the bathroom for the wipes, knowing that they were handily tucked in my handbag. Beginner's mistake.
Before I had finished yelling "Darling I need some help in here!!!", Milkbaby had somehow gotten himself covered, from head to toe, in poo. I'm not joking. He'd reached down and spread the poo over his cheek and into his hair. I immobilised his poo-covered fingers, but then he decided to use his feet to spread it.
And then somehow, there was poo on the bathroom floor, poo on Milkbaby's fresh bath towel and poo on me. It took two of us to clean him up enough to be able to put him into the bath. Somehow he knew not to drink the bathwater.
And so I repeat: never NEVER de-nappy a child without wipes handy, unless you know what's inside (or not inside) that nappy.