It had to happen sooner or later: chicken pox.
|It's not caused by chickens.|
Though they kind of snuck up on us. Or rather, snuck up on Milkbaby. No fever, no irritability, no general feelings of malaise.
Day 1: it began with just one pox. (or is that pock?) Thinking it was an insect bite, I sent Milkbaby to creche.
Day 2: another pox. I began to get suspicious.
Enter Dr Google. It is safe to say that there is very little that will make you feel queasier than looking at images of other people's pox-covered children. Don't try it at home.
Day 3: about 100 tiny spots come up, all over Milkbaby's trunk. I call Healthline, confirm Dr Google's diagnosis, and resign myself to another week off work.
Only this week, the Darling Husband took a couple days off too. And what a revelation. Now I don't claim to be any kind of whiz-bang supermom housewife, but his efforts put me to shame.
I leave for work on Tuesday morning, feeling a mixture of glee and guilt. All day I'm texting the DH with handy hints and tips ("Don't forget to give him lots of snacks!" and "If you can't get him down for a nap in the cot then maybe try getting him to lie down on the floor with you."). The DH finally replied: "Quit worrying. The boys are fine. We're having Egg Foo Yong for lunch.").
I arrive home that afternoon. The house is spotless, classical music whines from the radio, dinner ingredients are on the bench and the oven is prewarming. I climb the stairs with anticipation. Milkbaby is quietly playing at the top of the stairs while the DH mucks around on the computer.
"How did it go?" I ask, wanting all the details.
"Yeah, fine. We had a good day", says the DH.
"Did he sleep?"
"Yep. I just popped him in his cot and told him to lie down and go to sleep, and he did. He slept for about an hour and I got a couple of loads of laundry done, and cleaned the chook house out. "
I am rendered speechless with a mixture of shock, awe, surprise and just a little envy. Can it be that the DH is a better House-spouse than yours truly?
|Better believe it sister. He not only cleaned your house, he cleaned ours too.|